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The Onset of Glass Cutting Nipples (Part A)
November 24, 2008 06:31 PM PST

Something by Victor

The Onset of Glass Cutting Nipples (Part B)
November 21, 2008 02:56 PM PST

Frigid air & the first bout of snow have struck us. Shall we lament this fact? Ought we to cringe as nightmarish images of an interminable nuclear frost creep around our minds?

How about instead we just suck it the hell up, embrace the inevitability of constantly nippy days & let loose with a few warming ear snacks instead?

If you've taken a gander under the garments and found yourself with shrinkage or a firmly undesired nipple condition, it's time to download this podcast and restore these parts to their ideal toastosity.

The results of listening will be like adding a mélange of savage habaneros to your panties, boxer-briefs & bras (manzieres), but without the inevitably unpleasant sensation brought on by intense spice nestling in and around unaccustomed orifices/sensitive tissues.

Below is our first assault on them blues that result from the dissipation of warmth & the annoyance of having to bring wooly things to the club or bar, having to pay for their storage or hunting for an appropriate place to stash them.

Well, switch in on already! Next episode, we hop in a vehicle and head nod our way up to cottage country. Come back next time to hear the audio results of this excursion.

________Preliminary Ramble___________

Victor

intro

i. Il watusi – ray barretto
ii. Parcham Farm – Mose Allison
iii. Tu Vuo' Fa L'Americano The Puppini Sisters
iv. Heart of glass - The Puppini Sisters
v. Bossa Nova Baby Elvis Presley
vi. When the saints go marching in – Bo Diddley & Chuck Berry
vii. really now - The Dreamletts
viii. El Pusscat - roland alphonso
ix. Snoopy Versus - The Hot Shots
x. Red Red Wine – Tony Tribe

_________Victor kills a mouse_______________

xi. Sweet Musille - The Corporation
xii. On Days Like These – Quincy Jones bed track

James

Intro (Los Melodicos + Monty Python)

i. Manu Dibango _ El Paralitico (Melody)
ii. Los Zafiros- Cuando Yo la Conoci (World Circuit)
iii. Los Melodicos- La Danza de La Chiva (Discomoda)
iv. El Guincho- Cuando Maavilla Fui (Young Turks)
v. TM Juke & Jack Baker Trio- Party Favours (Feat. Gecko
Turner) (Tru Thoughts)
vi. Dusty- Loco Para La Pista (Jazz & Milk)
vii. Ceux Qui Marchent Debout- Everything’s Gonna Be Alright
(La Boutique productions)
viii. Ska Cubano- Jezebel (instrumental) (Cumbancha)
ix. Lord Tanamo & Tommy McCook- Don Drummond: The
Man With The Big Trombone
x. Ken Boothe & Stranger Cole- Arte Bella (Studio One)

__________A few last words____________________

xi. Mary Lou Williams- Fandangle
xii. Hypnotic Brass Ensemble- Frankincense (HBE Group)

_______________We out_______________________

October (Halloween Hustle) Part 1
October 18, 2008 04:06 PM PDT

PART 1 INTRODUCTION

JAMESMIX

October (Halloween Hustle) Part 2
October 18, 2008 04:19 PM PDT

Even though the actual content of this Podcast is not particularly Halloweeny, it's pertinent we express the mutual fondness Halloween has instilled within our souls. Twas a blustery eve on the 30th of October one year ago that the two of us first took a stab at getting folk out for a mosey around the dancefloor. The day was Tuesday; the venue was the Chelsea Room. We shall grant that Earth was not altered too drastically by the aforementioned evening. However, we were entitled to a few drink tickets & enjoyed the company of pleasant sentient beings. Much more than a handful of bottoms glided and shimmied around the modest dance space. It is our intention to have a larger gathering this 31st of October; look us up on the ol' Facebook and come along if you're in the Toronto area that day. By fault of our own, we switched on a recording device this time. Are there empty beer cans on the table? Yes. And…as a result, we've carefully crafted some spoken language for the beginning, central portion and finale of this podcast. Below are the treats in store for you,

Victor & James

PART 1

JAMES
Quick n' Gypsy
Intro Bed Track Algiers - Bianchi & The Jungle Sex-Tet
1. Cobra – Martin Denny
2. Molitva- Ekrem Sadjic & Gypsy Groovz
3. Bosa Noga- Fatima Spar & Freedom Fries
4. Hoçemo li u sabac – Slonovski Bal
5. James Bond Theme - Fanfare Ciocarlia

Bed track Coffee In the Pot - Supergrass

A Healthy Portion of Beats
1. Killer Cumbia – Instituto Mexicano del Sonido
2. Santa Tae (Dert rmx) – Frank Emilio Flynn
3. El Microfono (Nickodemus rmx) – Instituto Mexicano del Sonido
4. The Hoop Loop (Solo Moderna rmx) – ME & YOU
5. The Stojka Empire- Dunkelbunt
6. Mana's Bounce- Recloose/ NYC – Zeb & Sab

VICTOR
1. Meboli (Featuring Vlada Tomova) - Balkan Beat Box
2. Usti Usti Baba (Altiplano Mix)- Kocani Orkestar v.s Senor Coconut
PART 2
3. 90% of You is Me - Amral's Cavaliers Steel Orchestra
4.Nite Safarie - The Black Star Sound
5. Calypsoul - Clarence Curvan & His Mod Sounds
6. Shake IT - Five Corners Quintet
7.The Maltese Melody - Bert Kaempfert
8. Mambo De Los Dandies - Nicola Conte Jet Sounds Remix
9. Zorrow's Back - Oliver's Onions
10. Ndeleng Ndeleng- Orchestra Baobab
11. Save it For a Rainy Day - Sammy Akpabot & His All Stars )

outro bed track i cavalli - Piero Piccioni

Victor & James Good-Bye

Simmer Down Whack # 2
July 13, 2008 09:19 AM PDT

Here it is....
There were a handful equipment malfunctions. However, the lovely folk down at one of our local disc-jockeying establishments allowed us the use of their facilities. A few beers, bourbons 'wit'ice', smoke-ables, a bit of dancin' about and this was what came out the other side.

Recorded: June 24th 2008 The LeVack Block (Toronto, CANADA)

-----> INTRO Fraggle Rock Theme
2.Oscar Brown Jr.- Mr.Kicks
3.Mel Torme- Secret Agent Man
4.Young Holt Trio- Wack Wack
5.Wynonie Harris- Blood Shot Eyes
6.Nina Simone- I'm Going Back Home
7.Stevie Wonder- Boogie On Reggae Woman
-----------------INTERLUDE-----------------------

8.Junior Wells- Checking On My Baby
9.Gloria Jones- Tainted Love
10.Glenn Anthony Henri- HOPE
11.Freddy Robinson- River's Invitation
--------------EVERYBODY BE COOL------------------

12.Jonathan Ritchman- Egyptian Reggae
13.Salah Ragab- Egypt Strut
14.The Maytals- Six & Seven Books of Moses
15.Betty Sinclair- Why Why Why
16.10 CC- Dreadlock Holiday
-----------FUNNNNKKKKKYYYY-----------------------

17.Sammy Ismay & Baba Brooks- Cocktails For Two
18.Cedric Im Brooks & The Divine Light- Mun-Du-Gu
19.Baba Brooks- County Town
20.The Dynamics- Fever

21.Delerium- Euphoria (Fila Brazilia Remix)
22.Desmond Williams- Um Favor
23.Moodymann- I'd Rather Be Lonely
24.Tosca- Ocean Beat
---------------------OUTRO-------------------------

The First Wack! (Simmer Down podcast # 1)
March 30, 2008 07:30 PM PDT

Set 1: Get Yourself A Soul

a. Screaming Jay Hawkins- I love Paris
b. Shirley Ellis- Did you ever see a diver kiss his wife
c. Kenny Smith & The Loveliters- Go for yourself (edit)
d. Lowell Fulson- Tramp
e. Caprells - Close your eyes
f. Paul Kuhn - Gateway to crime
g. Som Tres- Spooky
h. Quantic Soul Orchestra- Feeling Good

Set 2: Doing Brasil properly

a. Tenorio Jr.- Nebuloso
b. River City Pkwy.- Deixa Pra La
c. Lalo Schifrin - The man from T.H.R.U.S.H
d. c/ Hidra - Homem Com ‘H’
e. Mo' Horizons- Hit the road Jack ( Pe na estrada)
f. Baden Powell- Sarava
g. Paulinho da Viola - ???? (ayuda por favor!)
h. Sergio Mendes feat. Carlinhos Brown- Magalenha
i. Baden Powell- Som Do Carnaval
j. Les Hommes- Weegee

Set 3: A brief jaunt to Jamaica

a. Buster Prince- Al Capone
b. Desmond Dekker & The Aces - It Mek
c. The Skatalites- Fidel Castro
d. Not Sure (misprinted Vinyl, please tell us)
e. Baba Brooks Band- One-eyed giant
f. Toots Maytal & Easy Start All Stars- Let Down
g. Little Willy- I'm Ashamed
h. Roland Alphonso- Determination (take 4)
i. Nicky Thomas- BBC